I'm getting ready for my morning run. I just need to take my vitamins and put some shoes on, and I'll be out the door. Unbeknownst to me, I somehow grabbed a bottle of "instant dick pills" and took one instead of my vitamins. I'm shocked to find out that I suddenly have a cock, and it's huge! I can't go for a run with this monster poking out of my shorts! Maybe if I play with it a little...